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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers
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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.
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He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing
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After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people.
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In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
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