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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.

Darynda Jones

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Texas
Hobbies
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Boys
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Serial
Serials
Stalking
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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