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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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