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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
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SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER
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My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.
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You’re the reason I breathe
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That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice. “Oh, no, I’m more than capable. I just didn’t realize you knew that.
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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Does Uncle Bob have anything? I heard he has an STD. I mean on the women. Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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