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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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But, you're his son, I said, trying really hard to hate him. You're the son of Satan. Literally. And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson. Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, Okay, point taken.
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
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I know, he said in almost bored contemplation. My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood. I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.
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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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You’re the reason I breathe
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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