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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
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I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.
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Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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Rocket, I said, straightening in the chair. Donovan was just helping me with my contacts. Donovan raised his brows humorously. Rocket furrowed his. Did you swallow them?
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I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly
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You’re the reason I breathe
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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt
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SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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Before I tell you, I have to know three things, I said. Okay. One, are you sitting down? Yes. Two, are you mentally stable? More than you'll ever be. Well, that was uncalled for. And three, how do you spell schizophrenia? What does that have to do with anything? Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd tell me.
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
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In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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