Quote

In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.

Darynda Jones

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Darynda Jones
Age: 59
Author
Novelist
Writer
Friona
Texas
Rain
Dog
Rabid
Raining
Cookie
Cookies
Dogs
Defense

More quotes by Darynda Jones

Image
Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
Darynda Jones
Image
Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?
Darynda Jones
Image
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
Darynda Jones
Image
I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
Darynda Jones
Image
I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
Darynda Jones
Image
He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
Darynda Jones
Image
I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing
Darynda Jones
Image
My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.
Darynda Jones
Image
I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
Darynda Jones
Image
I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
Darynda Jones
Image
You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.
Darynda Jones
Image
After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
Darynda Jones
Image
If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
Darynda Jones
Image
Want coffee? I asked, as I headed that way. It's three thirty in the morning. Okay. Want coffee?
Darynda Jones
Image
You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah, I guess.” “I will scratch those eyes out of your ugly head.
Darynda Jones
Image
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
Darynda Jones
Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
Darynda Jones
Image
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
Darynda Jones
Image
I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
Darynda Jones
Image
Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
Darynda Jones