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In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds. “Are you psychotic?” I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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