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Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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You’re the reason I breathe
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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least that’s what I think he said. I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
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