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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
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She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I'd just have to counteract it later with cake.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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I noticed you tore down Donovan's house. He lifted his gaze until it locked with mine. He's alive because he left town. His house chose to stay. It paid the price.
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