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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat. Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. So, she was angry? He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.
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