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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
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She still wasn't convinced. So, if you were a guy, would you be into me? Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay. Yeah, me, too.
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Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons.
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