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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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He's helped me a lot over the years. I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours. I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.
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I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?
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What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish. Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?
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The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.
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You’re the reason I breathe
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.
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I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?” “Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?” “Um, I wasn’t aware that it did. Perhaps you have a guilty conscience.” “Charley.” “Is there something you need to get off your chest? Besides that skank I saw you with the other day?
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy. Do you even know what that means? No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives
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