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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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