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Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least that’s what I think he said. I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish. Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?
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Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
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His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
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