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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.
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