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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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