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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson

Darynda Jones

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Forget
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Excruciating
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Legs
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Charley

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I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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You’re the reason I breathe
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She still wasn't convinced. So, if you were a guy, would you be into me? Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay. Yeah, me, too.
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I know, he said in almost bored contemplation. My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood. I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.
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My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, This is Beam Me Up. Then to my right. And this is Scotty. Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.
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Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.
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Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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