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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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She blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated. “Ms. Davidson,” she began, but I decided to trip her up, to throw her off the trail of blood I’d left like an injured animal. “I don’t speak English.
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack. Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
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Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. Do you still like me? I never liked you. Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley
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SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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