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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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