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Darynda Jones
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah, I guess.” “I will scratch those eyes out of your ugly head.
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Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers
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Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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I know, he said in almost bored contemplation. My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood. I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, This is Beam Me Up. Then to my right. And this is Scotty. Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people.
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