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I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah, I guess.” “I will scratch those eyes out of your ugly head.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish. Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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She still wasn't convinced. So, if you were a guy, would you be into me? Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay. Yeah, me, too.
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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Does Uncle Bob have anything? I heard he has an STD. I mean on the women. Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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I noticed you tore down Donovan's house. He lifted his gaze until it locked with mine. He's alive because he left town. His house chose to stay. It paid the price.
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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He's helped me a lot over the years. I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours. I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.
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