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Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.

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Darynda Jones
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people.
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I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.
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Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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