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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
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