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Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?
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I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
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Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.
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“Time-out,” I said... He twisted his hand around and wound his fingers into mine. “You‘re putting me in time-out?” “Yes,” I said as a shaky sigh slid through my lips. “If I don't go, do I get a spanking?”
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack. Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
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Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.
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