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Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt
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Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.
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Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons.
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice. “Oh, no, I’m more than capable. I just didn’t realize you knew that.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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