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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.

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Darynda Jones
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He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice. “Oh, no, I’m more than capable. I just didn’t realize you knew that.
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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Before I tell you, I have to know three things, I said. Okay. One, are you sitting down? Yes. Two, are you mentally stable? More than you'll ever be. Well, that was uncalled for. And three, how do you spell schizophrenia? What does that have to do with anything? Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd tell me.
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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How would you like your eggs? I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. Fertilized?
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I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
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