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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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