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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me. I can't go with you. Is it because of my questionable morals? No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school. Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bothe
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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Rocket, I said, straightening in the chair. Donovan was just helping me with my contacts. Donovan raised his brows humorously. Rocket furrowed his. Did you swallow them?
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.
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You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds. “Are you psychotic?” I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least that’s what I think he said. I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?
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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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How would you like your eggs? I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. Fertilized?
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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