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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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Age: 59
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Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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