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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

Darynda Jones

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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