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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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Want coffee? I asked, as I headed that way. It's three thirty in the morning. Okay. Want coffee?
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“Time-out,” I said... He twisted his hand around and wound his fingers into mine. “You‘re putting me in time-out?” “Yes,” I said as a shaky sigh slid through my lips. “If I don't go, do I get a spanking?”
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.
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―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.
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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.
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