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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.
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In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.
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Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
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Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.
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.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack. Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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