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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I'd just have to counteract it later with cake.
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.
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I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
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We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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