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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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She still wasn't convinced. So, if you were a guy, would you be into me? Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay. Yeah, me, too.
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
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You’re the reason I breathe
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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I'd just have to counteract it later with cake.
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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