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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

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Darynda Jones
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers
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What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish. Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?
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Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy. Do you even know what that means? No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives
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Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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“Time-out,” I said... He twisted his hand around and wound his fingers into mine. “You‘re putting me in time-out?” “Yes,” I said as a shaky sigh slid through my lips. “If I don't go, do I get a spanking?”
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But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.
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Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.
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