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After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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