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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack. Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, This is Beam Me Up. Then to my right. And this is Scotty. Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. Do you still like me? I never liked you. Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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I know, he said in almost bored contemplation. My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood. I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.
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We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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