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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.
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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.
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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.
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The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.
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Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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How would you like your eggs? I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. Fertilized?
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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER
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