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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
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That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice. “Oh, no, I’m more than capable. I just didn’t realize you knew that.
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But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.
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In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.
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Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.
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Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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But, you're his son, I said, trying really hard to hate him. You're the son of Satan. Literally. And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson. Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, Okay, point taken.
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She still wasn't convinced. So, if you were a guy, would you be into me? Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay. Yeah, me, too.
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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I know, he said in almost bored contemplation. My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood. I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.
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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER
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