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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy. Do you even know what that means? No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least that’s what I think he said. I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?
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Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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You’re the reason I breathe
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How would you like your eggs? I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. Fertilized?
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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