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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, This is Beam Me Up. Then to my right. And this is Scotty. Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.
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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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Want coffee? I asked, as I headed that way. It's three thirty in the morning. Okay. Want coffee?
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Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I'd just have to counteract it later with cake.
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She still wasn't convinced. So, if you were a guy, would you be into me? Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay. Yeah, me, too.
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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