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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
Darynda Jones
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
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