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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER
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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.
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What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish. Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?
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You’re the reason I breathe
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I'd just have to counteract it later with cake.
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.
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Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.
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