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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice. “Oh, no, I’m more than capable. I just didn’t realize you knew that.
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
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My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.
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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers
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―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.
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You’re the reason I breathe
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
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