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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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But, you're his son, I said, trying really hard to hate him. You're the son of Satan. Literally. And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson. Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, Okay, point taken.
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The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?
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.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack. Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
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I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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I know, he said in almost bored contemplation. My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood. I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.
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Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.
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