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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah, I guess.” “I will scratch those eyes out of your ugly head.
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His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, This is Beam Me Up. Then to my right. And this is Scotty. Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.
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Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.
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He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
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You’re the reason I breathe
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We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.
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He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
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You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.
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