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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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I noticed you tore down Donovan's house. He lifted his gaze until it locked with mine. He's alive because he left town. His house chose to stay. It paid the price.
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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Rocket, I said, straightening in the chair. Donovan was just helping me with my contacts. Donovan raised his brows humorously. Rocket furrowed his. Did you swallow them?
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I know, he said in almost bored contemplation. My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood. I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.
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You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah, I guess.” “I will scratch those eyes out of your ugly head.
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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
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Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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She blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated. “Ms. Davidson,” she began, but I decided to trip her up, to throw her off the trail of blood I’d left like an injured animal. “I don’t speak English.
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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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