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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.
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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.
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What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?
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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers
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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt
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But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people.
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Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?
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We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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