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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.
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My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me. I can't go with you. Is it because of my questionable morals? No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school. Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bothe
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