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SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
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It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Does Uncle Bob have anything? I heard he has an STD. I mean on the women. Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
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He's helped me a lot over the years. I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours. I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
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