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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Want coffee? I asked, as I headed that way. It's three thirty in the morning. Okay. Want coffee?
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Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons.
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Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice. “Oh, no, I’m more than capable. I just didn’t realize you knew that.
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I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?” “Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?” “Um, I wasn’t aware that it did. Perhaps you have a guilty conscience.” “Charley.” “Is there something you need to get off your chest? Besides that skank I saw you with the other day?
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He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me, the former detective said.
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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He's helped me a lot over the years. I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours. I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.
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