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Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

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Darynda Jones
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
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