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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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