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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy. Do you even know what that means? No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.
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Want coffee? I asked, as I headed that way. It's three thirty in the morning. Okay. Want coffee?
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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
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Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat. Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. So, she was angry? He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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You’re the reason I breathe
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
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