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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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Does Uncle Bob have anything? I heard he has an STD. I mean on the women. Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds. “Are you psychotic?” I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.
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Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat. Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. So, she was angry? He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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Before I tell you, I have to know three things, I said. Okay. One, are you sitting down? Yes. Two, are you mentally stable? More than you'll ever be. Well, that was uncalled for. And three, how do you spell schizophrenia? What does that have to do with anything? Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd tell me.
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me. I can't go with you. Is it because of my questionable morals? No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school. Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bothe
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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