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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish. Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
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I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.
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Does Uncle Bob have anything? I heard he has an STD. I mean on the women. Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
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A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
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