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He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack. Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet
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Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me. I can't go with you. Is it because of my questionable morals? No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school. Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bothe
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
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You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
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