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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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Want coffee? I asked, as I headed that way. It's three thirty in the morning. Okay. Want coffee?
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A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing
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Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
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Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
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Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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