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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish. Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?
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A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.
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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
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I noticed you tore down Donovan's house. He lifted his gaze until it locked with mine. He's alive because he left town. His house chose to stay. It paid the price.
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I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.
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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
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Before I tell you, I have to know three things, I said. Okay. One, are you sitting down? Yes. Two, are you mentally stable? More than you'll ever be. Well, that was uncalled for. And three, how do you spell schizophrenia? What does that have to do with anything? Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd tell me.
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How would you like your eggs? I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. Fertilized?
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Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
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He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
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That boy needs a hobby. Stalking is a hobby. So is serial killing.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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