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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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I know, he said in almost bored contemplation. My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood. I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.
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I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve. “Wut the foock?
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people.
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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me. I can't go with you. Is it because of my questionable morals? No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school. Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bothe
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See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
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Does Uncle Bob have anything? I heard he has an STD. I mean on the women. Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
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My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.
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Rocket, I said, straightening in the chair. Donovan was just helping me with my contacts. Donovan raised his brows humorously. Rocket furrowed his. Did you swallow them?
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My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.
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